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(954): View more from Florida

Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

At least he's a nutritious stoner...

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers

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(317): View more from Indiana

on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?

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(503): View more from Oregon

You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!

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