Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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