You're my little dorito
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.