yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"