I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony