So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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