went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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