i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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