i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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