whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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