you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.