Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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