it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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