Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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