the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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