the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
