11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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