Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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