I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I accidentally burped into my bong.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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