Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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