So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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