Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize