The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You're like the curious george of whores
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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