Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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