Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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