What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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