it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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