You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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