So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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