All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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