i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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