it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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