Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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