Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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