If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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