if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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