I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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