Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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