I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
