i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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