Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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