Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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