Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
