If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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