Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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