Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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