I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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