do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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