her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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