I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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