This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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