You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
how does that bad decision feel?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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