He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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