Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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