Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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