what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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