i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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