Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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