Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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